'ERIC ADAMS NOT BANKRUPTING NEW YORK CITY FAST ENOUGH,' SAY REFUGEES

-- "Immigrants, mostly from Africa, flooded a meeting in New York City on Tuesday with complaints that the free food and free housing they are being given are not good enough for them despite the tens of billions in tax dollars spent to care for them." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "A group of suspects that allegedly defrauded seniors across Ontario and other parts of Canada using a so-called emergency grandparent scam appear to have ties to 'traditional Italian organized crime," according to an investigator involved in the OPP-led probe." --

CHICKS WITH DICKS... THE TIMEBOMB NOBODY TALKS ABOUT

-- "Millions of people die each day of cancer, old age, etc. and it's no big deal. But shoot someone and suddenly everyone is all concerned. The news reports on it, and protests for gun control happen. Nobody can escape death in the end. Why does it matter who delivers the final blow? It would bring me a lot of joy and satisfaction to kill, so it's kind of worth it, in a way." --

IT'S WAY PAST TIME TO BRING BACK THE COOKING CHAIR

-- "Callous teen squatter Kensly Alston was more worried about boyfriend Halley Tejada’s feet than the Manhattan mom he was stomping to death inside her own apartment, prosecutors revealed in court Thursday. 'You should put your shoes on.' Police found Nadia Vitels​' broken body on March 14 during a welfare check after her worried son called the cops about his missing mom. " --

And while we're on the 'Heart of Darkness.' 

Don't get too smug, Canada... you're sure as shit gonna be next!

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM... TORONTO HOMICIDE #22/2024...

THOSE DARNED UNSPECIFIED MALES...

Toronto Police say a person is dead in Etobicoke after responding to reports of a stabbing on Thursday afternoon. The incident took place around 2:07 p.m. near Eglinton and Kipling avenues.  One male died, and another male was in custody, they said.

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'CATCH & RELEASE' CANADA

-- "CHILLIWACK, B.C. — Mounties in B.C.'s Lower Mainland say a months-long trafficking investigation spanned multiple cities and led to the seizure of significant quantities of illicit drugs, along with guns and $500,000 in cash. The RCMP say seven people ranging in age from 21 to 40 were arrested as a result of the March 27 operation, but they have since been released." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "Keffiyehs remain banned in the Ontario Legislature after a unanimous consent motion that would have allowed the scarf to be worn failed to pass at Queen's Park Thursday." --

Justin Al-Trudeau announces 'Halal Mortgages'.

HOME IS WHERE YOUR COMMIE PINKO HEART IS

-- "Since Mayor Brandon Johnson and the cowards and leftists on the City Council called for a ceasefire in Gaza, 126 people have been killed in Chicago. In total, 539 people have been shot and wounded so far this year. Johnson’s approval rating dropped from 28% in November to 21% in February. At this rate, he’s gonna make Lori Lightfoot look like a rock star." --

And it's just gonna get better...

-- "Nearly 40,000 migrants have arrived in Chicago since August 2022, according to the city’s 'New Arrivals Situational Awareness Dashboard.'" --

CHICAGO... NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "A Chicago woman, 51-year-old Clarisa Figueroa pleaded guilty to murder on Tuesday and was sentenced to 50 years behind bars for strangling 19-year-old Marlen Ochoa-Lopez, who was nine months pregnant and cutting the baby from her womb. Investigators subsequently found Ochoa-Lopez’s body outside of the Figueroa home in a garbage bin." --

And there's this guy.

LONDON HAS FALLEN

-- "London’s Metropolitan Police arrested Iranian activist Niyak Ghorbani again on Wednesday for carrying a sign saying that Hamas are 'terrorists', despite even the British government branding the radical Islamist Palestinian group a terror group." --

Hey... those votes won't just buy themselves.

ANOTHER GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

-- "A 4th grade class at a Georgia elementary school was reportedly shown an episode of a children's show in which a dog believed himself to be a cat, and the other playground animals were encouraged to go along with the creature's delusion." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Toronto Police are looking for 23-year-old Musab Mohamed, who is wanted in connection with a shooting in North York on Tuesday evening. He is wanted for discharging a firearm with intent to wound, aggravated assault, unauthorized possession of a firearm and uttering threats." --

And there's this guy.

LET'S STOP PRETENDING THERE'S ACTUALLY SUCH A THING AS A 'LIFE SENTENCE'...

...AND BRING BACK THE NOOSE...

-- "Melissa Todorovic, who pressured her boyfriend into killing his teenage ex, 14-year-old Stefanie Rengel and was sentenced to life in prison in 2009, will be allowed to leave prison for weeks at a time." --

It gets better...

-- "In 2018, Todorovic was granted six months of day parole, but she was brought back to prison early after the parole board found she was involved in a secret love triangle." --

What could possibly go wrong, huh?

THEY LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE AND THEY LIE...

-- "Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland​ provoked laughter from Conservative MPs and smirks from some Liberal members when she said the Trudeau government is 'making life cost less.' The Trudeau government is spending about twice as much as it collects in revenue." --

Let's ask ordinary Canadians...

-- "'Well folks, the doctors told me that I’m on my way out. Meaning I’m dying,' the grandma said from a hospital bed. 'And you know what, I’m so damn happy that I’ll finally get Justin Trudeau out of my life.'" --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...

-- "Bradley Nelson, 35, of Whitby is facing up to 68 charges after Ontario Provincial Police seized 20 firearms, 60 kilos of cocaine, 13 kilos of methamphetamine, over 3,000 rounds of ammunition and bulletproof vests." --

You mean, to the point where he's murdered... right?

-- "Linda said her son Kade Lee was involved in gangs — 'who isn't around here, right?' — but she doesn't know whether the shooting was connected. 'He was a good kid, but yeah, he was getting mixed up doing stuff. But I mean, not to the point where it's like this.'" --

THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS

-- "In a mind-boggling scene straight out of 'A Weekend at Bernie’s,' Erika de Souza Vieira Nunes reportedly wheeled the corpse of an elderly man into a Rio de Janeiro bank Tuesday to try to get him to co-sign on a loan." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "Theophilus Ogunkunle, 51, and Omolola Ogunkunle, 36 – both of Woodbridge – are facing charges for allegedly defrauding the provincial government of COVID-19 relief funding." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE YET AGAIN

-- "Nine people, Durante King-Mclean, 25, Prasath Paramalingam, 34, Archit Grover, 36, Parmpal Sidhu, 54, Amit Jalota, 40, Simran Preet Panesar, 31, Amit Jalota, 40, Ammad Chaudhary, 43, and Ali Raza, 37, are facing charges in connection to the $20-million Toronto Pearson airport gold heist, Peel Regional Police said." --

It gets better...

-- "Authorities confirmed some of these individuals, such as King-Mclean, Paramalingam and Grover, were indicted in the U.S. for a conspiracy to engage in international firearms trafficking." --

So where did it go?

--"Police believe some of the gold was likely melted down and sold with the proceeds used to purchase illegal guns for a firearms trafficking operation." --

Well, that fits.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? ASK ME IN SIX MONTHS...

-- "Denver Mayor Mike Johnston announced last week - $45 million in funding for programs to help deal with the skyrocketing number of migrant arrivals it is facing, will result in over $8 million in budget cuts for the police department." --

Or he could just ask Los Angeles.

ALL THE DEAD TREE MEDIA IS IN THRALL TO THE POWERS-THAT-BE...

-- "NPR suspended top editor Uri Berliner who ripped the network last week over its left-leaning bias – but the journalist doubled down on Tuesday, saying its new, controversial CEO is the “opposite” of what the embattled radio outlet needs. Berliner, a Peabody Award-winning journalist who has worked at NPR for 25 years, called out journalistic blind spots around major news events, including the origins of COVID-19, the war in Gaza and the Hunter Biden laptop, in an essay published last Tuesday on Bari Weiss’ online news site the Free Press." --

The Bee, as per usual... nails it.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... THE SAME TIRED, PREDICTABLE STORY...

WHY IS JUSTIN CHASING MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS...

-- "Toronto Police say they have laid 54 charges against Mehkash Sohal, 21, Daquon Green, 19, and a male youth, 17, following a carjacking investigation which culminated in a dramatic arrest where several police vehicles were smashed as the suspects allegedly attempted to flee. More than $18,000 in Canadian cash was seized in the investigation, along with several handguns." --

CP24 seemed a little shy about putting names to these miscreants... fortunately the Toronto Police website was there to take up the slack.

GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1939!

-- "University of Southern California valedictorian Asna Tabassum seems to want to earn a PhD in hate. Tabassum’s commencement speech has been torpedoed after she hit the beach of social media, retweeting demands calling for the 'complete abolition' of Israel. Not only did she comment on the Israel-Gaza battle, but she added anti-Semitic links." --

The growing cowardice in academia...

-- "USC, however, did not condemn the hate-fest and instead cited safety in removing Tabassum from the undergraduate commencement roster." --

Will Asna get out there like OJ and find 'the real haters?'

-- "Tabassum responded that she was 'both shocked by this decision and profoundly disappointed that the University is succumbing to a campaign of hate meant to silence my voice.'" --

And while we're on wife-decapitator OJ...

-- "The executor of OJ Simpson’s estate on Monday reversed course on his pledge last week to do 'everything in my capacity' to prevent the families of ex-wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman from receiving a $33.5 million payout." --

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED JAIL... AND NOT 'CIRCLE OF FRIENDS'...

YEAH... LET'S TALK 'INHUMANE', BRUH...

-- "A growing number of Judges presiding over Ontario's criminal cases are condemning 'deplorable' jail conditions at the Toronto South Detention Centre, where sentences continue to be shortened over inhumane conditions." --

Here's whose rights we should be worried about...

-- "An Ontario family that has waited three years for a trial in the alleged murder of a loved one has just been told they’ll have to wait another year." --

WHEN MEN WERE MEN... AND WOMEN WERE GLAD OF IT...

-- "A Frenchman who tried to stop a deadly stabbing rampage at a Sydney mall has been promised an Australian visa. Damien Guerot was labelled a hero after footage of him confronting knifeman Joel Cauchi with a bollard during Saturday's attack went viral." --

Honestly... I'm a little surprised the lunatic left didn't go after him for bullying a mentally-ill [insert pronoun here]. 

In other Australian McStabby news...

-- "The teenager who attacked four people at an Assyrian Orthodox Christian church in Wakeley, Western Sydney in a was charged with knife offences and let go by police mere months before the violence, officials have said." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Philadelphia police are looking for two men, one of whom was seen on dashcam video approaching a vehicle on Friday night and pointing a gun before the driver opened fire on the suspects." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #21/2024...

-- "Toronto Police have identified 32-year-old Toronto resident Mohamud Abdi Duale as the man who was fatally shot in the city’s Weston neighbourhood late Sunday afternoon. Police said that they do not have any suspect information at this point." --

HERE'S A CLUE...

-- "He said he got ambushed by his own people broad daylight." --

CBC BLAMES RACIST CANADA FOR SOMALI CRIME...

-- "Ahmed Ali IImi, a resident of the neighbourhood and a University of Toronto professor who researches Somali Canadian communities, said young men in the area are turning to crime due to a lack of opportunity." --

Meanwhile, back in the wild, wild west...

-- "Luke Campbell, 18, of Mississauga, was charged with second-degree murder and breaching a court order." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "A 27-year-old man, Gabriel Escairo, who was shot after stabbing and injuring a Toronto police officer in the city’s west end last week is facing multiple charges, including attempted murder, investigators confirmed on Monday." --

AS HE SHUFFLES AROUND ON STAGE LIKE A MALFUNCTIONING ROOMBA

-- "Despite President Biden telling the Iranians, 'Don't', the Iranians did, much to the surprise of billions around the world." --

BLACK LIVES MATTERS MIAMI WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

-- "Miami man Keyyun Bryant, 36, was arrested after police said he beat his girlfriend's 5-year-old son for watching 'PAW Patrol' because it was 'for girls.'" --

FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU MARTIAL LAW

-- "At a town hall meeting in Ottawa Thursday night, Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms president John Carpay said the 'scariest provision' of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s Online Harms Act is the 'preemptive punishment of people who have not committed any crime'." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Sydney has been shaken by another stabbing attack with a priest and worshippers attacked by a knife-wielding man Monday in a Christian Orthodox church. he attack comes just 48 hours after six people were murdered in Westfield mall at Bondi Junction by a crazed knifeman." --

BCF has video.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "Toronto Police are looking for Lemarr Fields-Gabriel, 35, in connection with an aggravated assault that happened near O’Connor Drive and Wakunda Place in East York early Sunday morning." --